Friday, March 26, 2010

Snorts, wiggles, and farts


Barnaby

Who is the goofiest, large-headed, cutest, and smelliest low ridin' pittie at the Berkeley Shelter? Barnaby!

Oh, Barnaby - how do I love thee? Let me count the ways...

You remind me of a pot belly pig as you snort with glee while I rub your fat belly...
You are confident, calm, and relaxed in your skin and will make yourself comfortable wherever you are..
You are happy and just plain funny to look at...
You are friendly and a pleasure to cuddle and snuggle with...
Despite your funky breath and your somewhat offensive farts, I would gladly spend every minute of every day with you.

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